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Snake Oil Virtue Water Bottle

$30.00

Are you ready for a change? Do you find yourself in need of patience, temperance, or courage? Then step right up and get yourself one of the Resurrectionist’s Famous Snake Oil water bottles! Choose which virtue you’re in need of, and fill it with your favorite beverage, then sit back, relax, and drink whenever you need a boost in virtue.

  • Patience: Fills the user with the greatest of all virtues!

  • Temperance: Imbues the drinker with moderation in all things!

  • Courage: Drink to receive valor, boldness, and freedom from fear!

Water bottles are made of food grade stainless steel and are FDA compliant and BPA free. They have 20 oz capacity and are insulate to keep liquids cold for 24 hours and hot for 12.

Snake oil image designed by Emily Laubscher.

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